Sunday, February 27, 2011
Gov't Collective Bargaining -- Legal Incest
Public-union goons and knuckle-dragging morons would have us believe that gub'ment employees' "right" to collective bargaining was delivered to Moses, amidst the awful thunders and vivid flashes of Siani! In fact, these wretched abominations of common sense are of relatively recent vintage and, would you believe, in some states, they are not allowed.
Today, Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin is under siege in his bold attempt to rein in public unions. Gov. Walker is among a growing cadre of state governors who aim to close their state's yawing budget gaps while establishing long-term fixes that will avoid a fiscal tsunami -- the otherwise inevitable result of exploding public union pensions and benefits.
Presidential Pretender Obozo condemned Walker's "assualt" on unions... a statement he is now regretting. If he had studied history instead of playing "Where's Waldo" with his birth certificate, he would have known that even the Liberal god-head FDR considered the prospect of a strike by a government union as "unthinkable and intolerable." Or that George Meany, the original union goon and AFL-CIO's first president said, "It is impossible to collectively bargain with the government."
We the people know that government collective bargaining is an oxymoron. It is like a thief negotiating with the 'fence!' It boils down to the unions hiring their own bosses and then facing them across the bargaining table. Union leaders take money from union dues, and pass it to Democrat candidates. Once elected, the Democrats 'negotiate' with the unions who bought and paid for them.
James Sherk, labor expert of the Heritage Foundation stated it well: "The founders of the labor movement viewed unions as a vehicle to get workers more of the profits they helped create. Government workers, however, don't generate profits. They merely negotiate for more tax money. When government unions strike, they strike against the taxpayers."
Gub'ment unions' incestuous relationships with politicians who write their checks short circuits the democratic process, giving partial control of public agencies to unelected, unaccountable labor leaders.
The Democrat definition of gub'met collective bargaining goes something like this: One hand in your pocket, the other hand in the unions' pocket and your other hand in the taxpayer pocket! I know that sounds really weird ... but so does "gub'ment union collective bargaining!"
Sunday, January 09, 2011
Don't Go Wobbly -- Repeal ObamaCare
The Republicans in Congress should remember one thing: Americans will no longer tolerate broken pledges and incompetence … from either party!
Tuesday, January 04, 2011
Obamanomics: $5 / Gasoline and Higher Food Prices
Looking forward to hitting the open road for some well-deserved R&R this summer? If so, your wallet will be taking some abuse! More ‘Change You Can Believe In!’
Of course, the phrase “environmentally responsible manner’ is code for ‘it ain’t gonna happen!’
If only our southern border were so effective!
Friday, December 31, 2010
We Have Been Here Before!
Thursday, February 18, 2010
The Pogo Rule
With a disingenuousness that can only be described as pathological, Democrats and the Obama administration ceaselessly attribute every shortcoming and mistake they themselves have made on the Great Scape-Goat of Talking Points, ‘the last eight years.’ This, of course, is code for George W. Bush.
They also, in full denial mode, blame their own lack of leadership in being able to produce anything of merit on an “obstructionist” (code for Republican) opposition party. They refuse to admit that they, the Democrat Congress, had the super-majority necessary to pass any and all half-baked, lame brained legislation they cared to propose without regard to any Republican opposition. The Republicans were in no position to obstruct anything! The Democrats were obstructing themselves.
America is witnessing the spectacular implosion of a once proud and dynamic political party right before their eyes. Flailing about wildly, lashing out at anyone and everyone, including themselves, in a disparate attempt for survival, this cataclysmic event is being fueled by an even more spectacular disintegration of a President.
An inexperienced administration led by an inexperienced president is on the path to complete and utter failure and will go down in history as such.
Obama may have been able to organize a community, but he is completely out of his league now … much to the detriment of the country.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
The Bloom Is Off - and none too soon!
The heady speeches, grand promises, the sweeping 'hope and change' have proved fleeting and empty. Obama, the temporary occupant of the White House, has been revealed the empty suit he always was but cleverly hidden. Proving that marketing and packaging can sell anything.
Everyone, except the delusional Democrat/Liberal ruling class, saw this coming last spring with the explosion of the Tea Party movement and manifesting itself with the Massachusetts Miracle this Tuesday past with the election of a Conservative Republican to fill the chair of the most liberal lion of the past fifty years in the United States Senate!
The outrage, anger, disgust, mis-trust and outright revulsion that our current Congress and President engender, was channeled and focused through the person of Scott Brown of small town Wrentham, MA.
The message sent is clear and unmistakable. "We the people" of the United States are fed up with lies, pork-pies, back-room deals, and just about all else that Washington has become. Of course, the Delusional Ruling Class are in deep, deep denial that they have been found out and rejected.
"How dare the little people", they say to each other. "Don't they know they are dependent upon we, who know all, see all? Do they really think they have the ability to know what is best for them? No, they really did not mean what they did in MA; a childish tantrum that will pass. There, there little man. Just take a deep breath and send us your money. We know how to spend it for you better than you...don't worry about a thing."
Democrats are consoling and convincing themselves that the 'Brown episode' is just an anomaly. MA votes just suffered some form of mass insanity and will quickly come back around. This attitude was verbalized in the recent interview given by Obama on ABC. The Denier-In-Chief said that the "same anger that swept Scott Brown into office is the same that swept me into office." This anger, thinks he, is at the "past eight years" (ie. Bush)! A psychotic fixation if there ever were one. Mental health specialists all over the country lept to their feet in joy. The President is pathological. What a boon for their trade! The diagnosis de jour; the botique treatment of the year. "Bush Derangement Syndrome" is offically a disability!
No, Obama. It was not lingering anger at George W. Bush....it was current anger at YOU and your ilk in Washington! The sooner you come to grips with this, the better for the country.
MA, the little state that roared, has sent a message, loud and clear: smaller government; Constitutional adherence; a military second to none; and across the board tax cuts to right our sinking ecomony.
Republicans, better listen! This was not an endorsement of you either. This message had best be adopted by the new Republicans seeking office in November. A Conservative Republican Party had better emerge...dare I say a Tea-Party Republican Party.
Just another little message about your agenda, Obama ... "No We Won't!"
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Obama Heckeled in MA....Left Speechless!
Saturday, December 26, 2009
The Democrat Congressional Creed – “Ubi Est Mea”
"Ubi Est Mea?” is Latin (a lost language, as English is fast becoming) and the English translation is: “Where’s Mine?”
The late columnist from Chicago, Mike Royko, used this phrase a few years ago to describe Chicago politics. It is relevant today since the Chicago brand of politics has been fully implemented in the Congress of the United States. This is ample proof the only good thing to come out of Chicago is the pizza.
Bribery and extortion has been the ‘dirty little secret’ in Congress for some time and discreetly practiced by both parties to some extent. However, it has never been so blatant, in-your-face and arrogantly defended as now by the Democrats who are temporarily the majority party.
Some of the more egregious contemporary examples from the Health Care Cash-for-Cloture Bill are as follows:
“Ubi Est Mea” – “Where’s mine!” -- No longer whispered in the cloak room, but now shouted out loud in the halls!
Democrat Senator Max Baucus Drunk on Senate Floor
Remeber this link for the 2010 campaign!
Can you just imagine if this had been a Republican Senator? This would be running on an endless loop on MSM.
GMWinslow
The Tennessee Conservative
Friday, December 25, 2009
MERRY CHRISTMAS - delightfully politically incorrect!
Merry Christmas to each of you and your families. I say Merry Christmas, first and foremost in the manner in which it is intended. A warm heartfelt greeting and wish for your well being as bestowed upon our souls from God who gave them and celebration of the birth of His presence on earth...Jesus Christ.
I also say Merry Christmas as sign of my defiance to the unholy horde who purport to rule this country because the mere mention of those two words does so irk them! I am sorry, it should not be that way...but it is what it is.
America has reached a crossroads. We either adhere to the values and great moral principles upon which this country was founded, and thereby continue to thrive and prosper; or we slide deeper and deeper into the deadly bog of 'diversity', 'political correctness', 'social justice' and forced dependency that demands the rejection of all that is good, true and just, and perish. We must return to the principles as taught in the Sacred Volume (for most of us, The Holy Bible) we receive as the rule and guide of our daily lives.
We are currently ruled by thieves and criminals hell-bent on destroying the country given us, earned by the blood, sweat, tears and treasure of our past and greatest generations. We the "baby-boomers" let this happen. Spoiled, demanding, arrogant and blissfully ignorant, we have let the government be taken over by those inherently dangerous and unfit to lead, but now have the power. We have sat around and tut-tutted and rolled our eyes at the corruption and power grabs of our politicians then go out and buy the latest usless toy waved in front of our eyes without another thought about what is being done to us.
It is our time, albeit past due, to take up the mantle and reponsibility of keeping America free and growing. Our brave troops are doing that abroad. It is our responsibility ... no, duty, to fight just as hard here at home.
Entire generations have succumbed to the siren song of the 'free-lunch of welfare' mentality and we (the ones who actually pay taxes) have provided it out of a manufactured sense of guilt foisted upon us by the people who believe in the re-distrubution of wealth. Unending welfare breeds unending hopeless dependency. Liberals promote welfare, not out of a sense of compassion, but as a means of maintaining power over people. This must end! Responsibility, accountability and work ethic must be restored. When help is deserved, it will be given . . . but not in perpetuity! A 'hand up' . . . not a 'hand-out.'
The holiday period between Christmas and the New Year traditionally is a time of reflection on the past year and the making of resolutions of amendment for the coming year. I urge all patriotic 'real' Americans to seriously reflect on how we got into this mess and whole-heartedly resolve to amend our present condition in 2010. This means much more than the ususal "tut-tutting!" This means a very pro-active and un-relenting push to re-take the greatest country on earth ... our country... back from brink of destruction by the cleptocrats, theives and idiots now in control.
November 2, 2010 is the day of reckoning. This election will be the most important in our history. Here we draw the line in the sand and halt this destructive downhill slide into socialism, dependency and despair facing us. On this day we can re-take control of the House of Reprobates and the Senate and start the process of righting our badly listing ship of state. To continue the maritime metaphor, we must pump the putrid bilge from Washington, affect the necessary repairs to our battered hull and, once again, sail proudly upon the seas of history.
We all all angry now! Angry at what we see happening in our Capitol. The lies, corruption, back room deals and complete disregard, and somtimes outright disparagement, of "We the People." In 2010, let us reslove to maintain that anger and turn it into a force, never before seen, at the polls that will sweep clean the halls of power of the dispicable creatures which now inhabit them. Channel this anger to the ends of restoring power to men and women of good and noble character. These men and women are out there. We are not alone. Find them, support them, work for them this coming year. Donations are one thing and are necessary, but we need to do much more. Educate your circle of friends, enlist them in the casue and get them and thier friends to the polls. One begets two; two begets four to create an exponential tsunami washing away the vermin infesting the halls of power. Constantly write, talk and communicate the values of freedom, liberty, and fiscal and personal responsibility that is sorely missing in Washington today and must be restored.
A revolution is coming and we are the foot soldiers. Read the history (the real history, not what is taught in our schools) of the untrained, uneducated rabble lead by the likes of George Washington who, despite all odds, won our freedom and created the greatest country in history. We are much better equiped for our battle than they, except for one thing ... heart! We must have that firey heart that drove the original patrioits to risk all and more for the radical idea of freedom and self-rule. That firey heart is within us. We feel it rising, burning, getting stronger everyday. We must fan these flames, maintain the anger and turn it into action.
I do hereby reslove to do just that. Join me in the Second American Revolution. Return America to its rightful place among the shining jewels of human history and banish, forever, from power the ones who would do otherwise.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
GMWinslow
The Tennessee Conservative
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Don't Tell Me What Is Best For Me!
I know I am not alone in my irritation (quickly turning to rage) of being told by people who could screw up a one-car parade what is best for me and to shut up and do what I am told. Didn't like it as a kid ... and really do not like it now! Especially by the likes of Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and the temporary occupant of the White House, what's-his-name!
In their ideal world, everyone lives in abject poverty and stands in long lines, but we all live in the same abject poverty and stand in the same long lines -- (Except themselves. who get excellent health care, food, housing, maid service and no lines.)
The bald-faced audacity of this cleptocracy is brewing a backlash that has not been seen since England's King George treated us the same way. Just saying....
The American people have been chaffing at this attitude from our self-annoited betters for a long time. It is with this Health Care Bill (a misnomer in that this is a thinly veild power-grab) is the catalyst that will make 1776 look like a Tea-Party!
The 'know better than the average voter, and more government is the answer to all issues' crowd (ie, Democrats) are pusing this unwanted legislation to implement their beliefs; not those of the people they represent. The polls cannot be ignored on this issue, no matter how hard Congress tries.
The temporary occupant of the White House is declaring 'victory.' "Health Care (socialism) reform is not a matter of if," said White House designated idiot / press secretary Robert Gibbs, "health care reform is a matter of when." (So is the next election!)
When the House sent the Health Care Bill to the Senate, the final vote included 176 Republicans and 39 Democrats voting no ... and one Republican voting yes. Nancy Pelosi, in full botox and perpetually delusional, declared this a bi-partisian victory. What a colossal jewel of ignorance, she is!
What words in the U.S. Constitution allow the federal government to compel every American to purchase health insurance? Where does the Constitution allow the federal government to take money from some Americans and give it to others so that they may purchase health insurance?
Recall the anger at former President George W. Bush, who, to fight the war on terror, "trashed" and "shredded" the Constitution. The same people who railed against the Patriot Act, the terror surveillance program and "illegal" torture happily unleash the power of the federal government to redistribute wealth for ObamaCare, a socially desirable objective. Never mind the absence of authority in the Constitution.
The left tells us that "health care is a right, not a privilege." Surely the Constitution says so. No, it does not. Article I, Section 8 details the limited power, duties and responsibilities of the federal government. Extracting money from your paycheck and giving it back to you when you retire -- Social Security? Not there. Taxing workers to pay for the health care of seniors -- Medicare? Not there. Mandating that employers pay workers a minimum wage? Not there.
Folks, we MUST re-take control of the ayslum and send these overt socialists packing! Get Up -- Get Out -- Get Mad and Get Involved in November 2010!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Constitutional Legal Challenges Looming for ObamaCare
Organizations and congress-critters are lawyering-up to field constitutional challenges to Obama-Care if it survives the sausage making of the House/Senate conference and makes its way to the desk of the temporary occupant of the White House.
The two key issues they are targeting are:
1. A mandate for individuals to purchase health insurance and;
2. The special treatment that states like Nebraska are getting in the bill.
Senator John Ensign, R-NV has called for an examination the constitutionality of whether the federal can require Americans to purchase a product.
“I don’t believe Congress has the legal or moral authority to force this mandate on its citizens,” Ensign said in a statement, raising what’s known as a “constitutional point of order.” Procedural challenges such as this are rare and typically lead to a vote. This will force the Democrats to publicly state which side of the constitution they are on, something they do not wish to do.
Groups such as the non-profit Fund for Personal Liberty, as well as a Virginia-based group called the 10th Amendment Foundation, already have threatened to file suit in federal court over this issue if the health care bill passes.
The Constitution allows, among other things, Congress to tax, borrow, spend, declare war, raise an army and regulate commerce.
"I personally do not believe the Congress has the authority to enact an individual mandate requiring a person to purchase a product from a private seller," said Kent Masterson Brown, lead counsel with The Fund for Personal Liberty. "I don't think the power is there. This is not regulating anything." "This thing may be stillborn, even if it passes," he said.
Even though Obama argues that the mandate is similar to laws requiring drivers to obtain auto insurance, opponents cite several key differences. First, the auto insurance mandate is avoidable, since anyone who doesn't want to pay doesn't have to drive. Second, auto insurance is mandated in large part so that drivers carry liability insurance to cover damages to other people and cars -- not themselves. Third, auto insurance regulation occurs at the state level.
Other legal objections are emerging in the wake of a concession that Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Neb., won for his state as a condition for his support of the health care bill. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid agreed to provide for full and permanent federal aid for Nebraska's expanded Medicaid population. It was only one of a slew of hand-crafted sweetheart deals for those senators who agreed to support the bill.
But the Nelson deal swiftly drew the ire of Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., who has asked his state's attorney general to give the issue a legal review. He told Fox News on Tuesday that other states can probably bring a "constitutional challenge" over the issue. He said it's unfair for one state to get special treatment while others pick up the tab.
"I don't believe most senators believe this is OK," Graham said. "I think it stinks. I think it's sleazy."
Graham said his state could file an equal rights suit under the Constitution. The Constitution calls for "equal protection" of all citizens.
Likewise, two Republican state representatives from Tennessee on Monday asked their state attorney general to look into the issue -- they called the Medicaid expansion an "unfunded mandate."
Rep. Debra Young Maggart and Rep. Susan Lynn claimed the Nebraska deal was unfair to other states and asked that Attorney General Robert Cooper take "appropriate legal action" against the federal government if the bill becomes law.
"It is clear by the wording of the legislation itself that not every state would face a similar and equal burden," they wrote. "We see this as a violation of equal protection of the law, an affront to our sovereignty, and a breach of the U.S. Constitution."
The non-profit Liberty Legal Institute is poised to assist states that are considering filing suit against the government over the health care bill. The group would not disclose where the suits might come from, but claimed great interest in putting health care reform to the legal test.
"There are a lot of states that are concerned that this violated the 10th Amendment and they are weighing their options," Kelly Shackelford, chief counsel, said in a statement.
The 10th Amendment declares that powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution are "reserved" for the states or "the people."
Still another challenge is coming from Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C., who on the Senate floor raised concerns about a section in the health care bill that appears to say that the Senate cannot make changes to it in the future.
"It shall not be in order in the Senate or the House of Representatives to consider any bill, resolution, amendment, or conference report that would repeal or otherwise change this subsection," the section says.
DeMint said he found that "particularly troubling."
"We will be passing a new law and at the same time creating a Senate rule that makes it out of order to amend or even repeal the law," DeMint said. "I'm not even sure that it's constitutional."
It is time to us to take back control of our country. The 2010 elections are the key. But we must keep unrelenting pressure on our lawmakers until it is time to vote them out and get "real Americans" in their place. Get mad - stay mad - vote and take a friend with you!
Sunday, December 20, 2009
I Fear For My Country
I am afraid we are losing the heart and soul that made America unique in human history. Oh, this did not happen in a flash with the election of the temporary occupant of the White House, it has been incremental for the past half-century or better, just as planned by the Left.
Watching the freak show in Copenhagen last week, I was alternately furious and filled with dread. Promises from Secretary of State Clinton that the US will help fund a fund to transfer $100 billion a year to third world countries out of some misguided 'climate guilt' is just one of the lunatic activities of the global leftists. The world has gone absolutely bonkers and the lunatics are in charge of the asylum!
Need more proof? Mugabe and Chavez are treated with respect and the United Nations is serious about wanting to regulate OUR industry and transfer OUR wealth to kleptocrats and genocidal maniacs.
Even more frightening, our own leaders (and I use the term loosely) joined the circus. We seem to have a Congressional majority and a temporary occupant of the White House amenable to this idea. Marching to the beat of international drummers, they uncoupled themselves from the 'will of the people' they were elected to serve.
Many of those who voted for the temporary occupant of the White House now regard his campaign as a sly bait-and-switch operation, promising one thing and delivering another. (We, the rational, tried to warn the country but to no avail.) Equally surprising to Obamaites, is that he has become an insufferable bore. The grace and charm channeled from the teleprompter have vanished. His default emotions are peevishness and petty spite ("Don't think we are not keeping score, brother.")
His much hyped rhetorical gift of teleprompter reading now serve his loathsome habit of fear-mongering. "Time is running out," he says over and again. He said it on health care, on the stimulus, in Copenhagen, on Iran. Chicken Little has a new avatar.
His assertion we will go bankrupt unless Congress immediately adopts the health montrosity, cooking in Harry Reid's caludron, marks a new low. At least it did until he barged into a meeting, uninvited, in Copenhagen to insult the Chinese with the same 'do-it-now' arrogance on carbon emmissions. Just how did that work out for you, B. Hussein?
Washington has its own freak show and is more dangerous than the preening and posturing done by wannabe world leaders jockeying for camera angels in the middle of a blizzard ironically hyping global warming. No person of rational mind could possibly support a federal takeover of the massive health system. But, it is now apparent, we are not represented by rational minds.
In fact, it is a myth the fight is over health care at all. Carefully concealed and orchestrated, it is a vulger power dispute between anti-capitalist liberals and extreme anti-capitalist liberals, with health care a convenient stalking horse for a socialist command-and-control of 17 percent of the our economy. Whatever it is....it's definately not reform!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
The 'Crisis-Monger' In-Chief
Sure, adding another trillion dollar entitlement program to the credit-card bill B. Hussein has already run up may seem counterintuitive to staving off economic ruin, but who are we, the poor schlups who have to pay for it, to argue? Don't we know this man is the smartest who has ever, or will, live. If you do not believe it, just ask him!
As is the case with just about every issue raised, B. Hussein adorned his rhetoric with sharp warnings of calamity should he fail; fabricated consensus to buttress his case and a promise of rapture should he succeed. Uuh-boy!
You'll remember it was B. Hussein who cautioned that failure to pass the stimulus boondoggle (aka the 'bribe-a-congressman' fund) would "turn a crisis into a catastrophe." He claimed that a failure to act on cap and trade (aka: crap and tax) will lead us to "irreversible catastrophe" and that a failure to pass a government-run health care system will mean "more Americans dying every day."
Chicken Little now occupies the White House. The sky is falling twice a day, it seems.
Of course, IF you believe the bilge spewing from the White House (wonder when Michelle O will change the name), everyone -- and I mean everyone -- agrees with the presidential pretender. B. Hussein stressed this week that can "talk to every health care economist out there (not 'some' or 'most' but 'every') and they will tell you that ... whatever ideas exist in terms of bending the cost curve and starting to reduce costs for families, businesses and government, those elements are in this bill." Hell! We have not even seen the bill yet. How do we know? Oh, silly me, we know because O told us so. And if you don't believe him? As he told a recalcitrant Democrat congress-critter the other day, "Don't think we are not keeping score, brother!"
Guess he kinda missed the 200 economists from major universities, found by the Cato Institute, across the country who does disagree with his health care claims -- and juding from the stimulus plan's impressive impotence, perhaps the temporary occupant of the White House should have lent them an ear.
So when B. Hussein says that "whatever ideas exixt" to help with cost are featured inthe health care bill, let's chalk it up to his propensity to exaggerate, embellish ... oh hell, he just outright LIES!
There are several ideas supported by a Republican lawmakers who have been completely shut out of the sausage making process. Among them are:
* Re-importation of pharmaceuticals
* Making premiums paid by individuals and families tax-deductiable
* Medical malpractice tort reform
* Allowing the sale of insurance across state lines and protability of coverage.
Just some of the ideas the DO NO exixt in the current bill written in secret and never to be seen until voted on.
Obama's fondness for creating imaginary consensus and offering false choices to the American people has been something to behold ... and must come to and end!
The temporary occupant is right about one thing...a catastrophy did occur. It happened on the second Tuesday of November in 2008.
Friday, December 11, 2009
And These People Vote!
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly true...)
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I! should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper.
What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!
SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'
Friday, November 06, 2009
The Myth of '08, Demolished
WASHINGTON -- Sure, Election Day 2009 will scare moderate Democrats and make passage of Obamacare more difficult. Sure, it makes it easier for resurgent Republicans to raise money and recruit candidates for 2010. But the most important effect of Tuesday's elections is historical. It demolishes the great realignment myth of 2008.
In the aftermath of last year's Obama sweep, we heard endlessly about its fundamental, revolutionary, transformational nature. How it was ushering in an FDR-like realignment for the 21st century in which new demographics -- most prominently, rising minorities and the young -- would bury the GOP far into the future. One book proclaimed "The Death of Conservatism," while the more modest merely predicted the terminal decline of the Republican Party into a regional party of the Deep South or a rump party of marginalized angry white men.
This was all ridiculous from the beginning. 2008 was a historical anomaly. A uniquely charismatic candidate was running at a time of deep war weariness, with an intensely unpopular Republican president, against a politically incompetent opponent, amid the greatest financial collapse since the Great Depression. And still he won by only seven points.
Exactly a year later comes the empirical validation of that skepticism. Virginia -- presumed harbinger of the new realignment, having gone Democratic in '08 for the first time in 44 years -- went red again. With a vengeance. Barack Obama had carried it by six points. The Republican gubernatorial candidate won by 17 -- a 23-point swing. New Jersey went from plus 15 Democratic in 2008 to minus 4 in 2009. A 19-point swing.
What happened? The vaunted Obama realignment vanished. In 2009 in Virginia, the black vote was down by 20 percent; the under-30 vote by 50 percent. And as for independents, the ultimate prize of any realignment, they bolted. In both Virginia and New Jersey they'd gone narrowly for Obama in '08. This year they went Republican by a staggering 33 points in Virginia and by an equally shocking 30 points in New Jersey.
White House apologists will say the Virginia Democrat was weak. If the difference between Bob McDonnell and Creigh Deeds was so great, how come when the same two men ran against each other statewide for attorney general four years ago the race was a virtual dead heat? Which made the '09 McDonnell-Deeds rematch the closest you get in politics to a laboratory experiment for measuring the change in external conditions. Run them against each other again when it's Obamaism in action and see what happens. What happened was a Republican landslide.
The Obama coattails of 2008 are gone. The expansion of the electorate, the excitement of the young, came in uniquely propitious Democratic circumstances and amid unparalleled enthusiasm for electing the first African-American president.
November '08 was one-shot, one-time, never to be replicated. Nor was November '09 a realignment. It was a return to the norm -- and definitive confirmation that 2008 was one of the great flukes in American political history.
The irony of 2009 is that the anti-Democratic tide overshot the norm -- deeply blue New Jersey, for example, elected a Republican governor for the first time in 12 years -- because Democrats so thoroughly misread 2008 and the mandate they assumed it bestowed. Obama saw himself as anointed by a watershed victory to remake American life. Not letting the cup pass from his lips, he declared to Congress only five weeks after his swearing-in his "New Foundation" for America -- from remaking the one-sixth of the American economy that is health care to massive government regulation of the economic lifeblood that is energy.
Moreover, the same conventional wisdom that proclaimed the dawning of a new age last November dismissed the inevitable popular reaction to Obama's hubristic expansion of government, taxation, spending and debt -- the tea party demonstrators, the town hall protesters -- as a raging rabble of resentful reactionaries, AstroTurf-phony and Fox News-deranged.
Some rump. Just last month Gallup found that conservatives outnumber liberals by 2 to 1 (40 percent to 20 percent) and even outnumber moderates (at 36 percent). So on Tuesday, the "rump" rebelled. It's the natural reaction of a center-right country to a governing party seeking to rush through a left-wing agenda using temporary majorities created by the one-shot election of 2008. The misreading of that election -- and of the mandate it allegedly bestowed -- is the fundamental cause of the Democratic debacle of 2009.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
7 Lies In Under 2 Minutes !
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Amazing Performace of National Anthem
With kids like this out there, there may be hope for our country yet!
The Tennessee Conservative
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Glenn Beck & Pastor Broden: "We Are Losing Our Freedom"
I wonder how long it will take before he is vilified in the black community?
Saturday, August 08, 2009
On The Brink !
Democrats are on the brink of a complete self-induced meltdown . . . and they are blaming US ... ordinary conservative, independent citizens (across the spectrum) who are terrified at what Washington is doing to this country.
They, and they alone, created this mess and just cannot understand how we, the American people, can be so insubordinate, so inconsiderate as not to approve, sheeple-like and without dissent, their every whim and misbegotten fantasy. How dare we, mere serfs, question our elected representatives! Unheared of! The nerve! This cannot be tolerated!
Liberal democrats put themselves in this very uncomfortable place through a combination of hubris, unmitigated arrogance and just plain old incompetence. Having won an election, not by a landslide but interpreting it as such, they mistakenly assumed a mandate for any and all whimsical, far-fetched, moronic plans for government expansion and centralized power. Never in their wildest dreams did they think there was a limit to the unquestioned acceptance of rule that was believed their birthright.
We accepted, reluctantly, the Stimulus Plan after being scared to death by the administration of the "dire and immediate" crisis that had to be dealt with ... damn the torpedoes and pass the bill... don't worry, we will fill in the blanks later!
We accepted, grumbling and figiting, the take over of the auto industry and the financial world, again, threatened with imminent Armageddon in failing to do so . . . Plan? We don't need no stinkin' plan! Remember, we are the government and we are here to help!
Cap and trade brought this witch's brew oh so close to the boiling point but now seems to have simmered, lost in the Senate chambers.
Emboldend by thier own self-importance and false sense of immortality, the three-headed Cerberus (Obama/Pelosi/Reid) went for the hat-trick: ObamaCare! BOOM!
Discontent, fear and just plain anger boiled the pot over and what a mess it has made. This is not just about health care. Healthcare is just the straw breaking the taxpayer's, heretofore, very sturdy back.
This is about the very fundementals of the American republic. Elected represetative government representing the wishes of the people. Or, in our present condition, the lack thereof!
Democrats, having been tharwted in the planned fast track passage before the summer congressional recess of this monstrosity by members of their own party (prior to the bribery, threats and intimidation), are now at home (or on taxpayer funded junkets) cowering and hiding from their constituents. The ones who made it home first and went out in public caught an earful! They really did not take into account the mood of the people in the midst of a great recession and how it has changed the national mood on spending, government control and politicians being accountable to thier public.
And so the abject shock on the faces of Congressmen who've faced the grilling back home. They had no idea, not a clue how people were feeling. The passions of the protesters are entirely understandable. They hired (elected) a person to represent them in Washington. Gave him a nice car and driver, a staff and lots of perks to listen to them and do what is best for them. That's all. Not very high expectations. Just represent our interests back here and take care of our business in Washington. Instead, the people are terrified at what their 'employee' is doing in the name of the company (country).
What has been most upsetting and freighting is not the congressmen's surprise, but their hard-nosed response to the will of the people. The Lib-o-crats and their media charged that the town-hall meetings weren't authentic, the crowds were ginned up by insurance companies, lobbyists and the Republican National Committee. But, as Peggy Noonan writes, :... you can not get people to leave their homes and go to a meeting with a congressman, of all people, unless they are engaged to the point of passion."
What the town-hall meetings represent is a feeling of rebellion, an uprising against change they do not believe in. And the Democrat response has been shockingly crude and agressive. It has been to attack. Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, in effect calling people who question thier congressmen Nazis. Union thugs, attending town-hall meetings at the behest of the DNC and the White House, rousting the elderly and beating up a black conservative voicing their opinions. But most potentially damaging to our freedoms and liberty, was the new White House email address to which citizens are asked to report instances of "fishy" information or conversations against the administration policy. That's right! A Snitch Line! (Please add my name to that list!)
All this is divisive and provocative. They are mocking, menacing and intimidating concerned citizens. But this will not work! Instead of allowing ourselves to be intimidated and slinking away to toil away at our jobs and happily send more tax money to these professional theives, we will, in the words Obama himself instructing Democrats how to handle us, "punch back twice as hard!"
Let your congress-critter know exactly how you feel and let no one silence you!
Friday, July 24, 2009
Health Care Reform All About HIM!
Despite what B. Hussein Obama says, he owns the health care reform issue lock, stock and barrel and it is all about him! With his job approval ratings now below 50% (Welcome back Carter), the Snake-Oil Salesman-in-Chief has become a regular sit-com on broadcast TV to air his infomercials for ObamaCare -- the cure for all ailments! With a practiced straight face he looked right in the camera and lied to America -- "This is not about me!"
Nonsense! It is all about him. Health care is his signature effort -- his line in the sand. And he knows if he produces nothing, the mystique of The One is forfeit. This is why Obama keeps moving the goal posts of deadlines and details. Universal coverage? Well maybe, maybe not. No middle-class tax increase? Well, maybe just a little, as long as they don't "primarily" bear the burden. It is all about him and he will put his signature on anything as long as the title says "health-care reform." So he just keeps putting lipstick on this pig and trots it out on stage almost daily.
If this is not about politics (and politics is all about him), then why is it that his grand-scheme for health care does not address in any shape, form or fashion one of the worst sources of waste in American medicine - - the outrageously insane cost and arbitray rewards of medical malpractice?
When a doctor, a neurosurgeon for example, pays $200,000 a year for malpractice insurance before he even turns on the lights in his office, hires his first employee or sees his first patient -- who do you think pays for this overhead? Patients, in higher doctor fees and insurance premiums. Why? One word answer -- Lawyers!
With lotto-like awards in which one claimant collects giga-bucks and 1/3 of everything goes to lawyers -- where do you think the money comes from? The insurance companies, which then pass it on to you in higher premiums. Unlike the Fed, insurance companies just can't print money to pay claims.
But the greatest waste is the hidden cost of defensive medicine. These are all the tests and procedures that doctors order for no good reason other than to protect themselves from the bottom-crawling, scum-sucking scavengers, and I am not talking about catfish! Every doctor's worst nightmare is a malpractice suit and the increased cost of unnecessary medical procedures is incurred with an eye not on medicine but on the law.
Tort reform, not ObamaCare, would yield tens of billions in savings alone. Yet it is nowhere in the Democratic bills. And Obama breathed not a word about it in his recent hour long infomercial. Why? Simple -- Democrats are parasitically dependent on the huge donations from trial lawyers.
I seem to remember The O promising a new politics that puts people ahead of special interests. What am I to believe? The reality of his actions-- or my lying ears?
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Green Shoots of Hope
There may be some ‘green shoots’ of hope for Conservatives just six months into the nightmare called “The Era (Error) of Obama.” While his poll numbers remain fairly strong at 56%, they do not represent the kind of strength with which one can ‘walk on water’!
There are a couple of trends that should provide some encouragement to Conservatives and irritate the Obamaites. First of all, a recent
What does that mean for the good guys? (That would be we Conservatives, in case there is some Liberal interloper reading my blog). It means that the ‘American Idol’ election of Obama in 2008 did not represent an ideological shift toward Liberalism, as fantasized by the Cerberus of Obama, Pelosi and Reid. The “mandate” claimed by Liberals is simply not there!
Secondly, Republicans, while still working through an identity crisis, are gaining ground with the American voter on issues. Even the Obama mouthpiece, the New York Times, in a poll earlier this month, shows almost 70% expressed a “great deal” or “quite a bit” of concern about the expanding role of the federal government under Obama.
When it comes to party affiliation, Democrats have lost more support this year than Republicans. In addition, Republicans are closing the gap and, in some areas, pulling slightly ahead of Dummycrates in generic Congressional polls.
B. Husseins’ 56% approval rating, as noted earlier, is down from 65% in the last month. The decrease in his job-approval ratings is driven in part by a 15 point drop in support among independent voters. This must really have caused a ‘loose bowel moment’ in the White House!
These trends are now manifesting themselves in the views of lawmakers. For example, Blue Dog Democrats are growing a pair and bucking the Obama reckless spending agenda.
Now it would be wishful thinking on the part of Conservatives and Republicans (for the two are not necessarily the same) to pretend that Obama is in a free-fall. However, he is no longer skating on smooth ice. A public who bought into the ‘snake oil cure-all’ sales pitch are now having the first twinges of buyer’s remorse. He is much more liberal than advertised and his ‘jus words…jus speeches’ are beginning to fall a bit flat. Obama is sounding like politics as usual.
We Conservatives should take Obama’s advice to Congressional Democrats: it is time to “buck it up” and “not slow up or lose heart” in our fight to restore
Fight the good fight and let it be known, “We Will Remember In November!”
Friday, July 17, 2009
Put Me on the Health Care Waiting List Now Please: An Open Letter to My Congressman
The following is a great spoof about the 'waiting lists' under ObamaCare. It was written by fellow blogger, Annette Bybee. You can read more of her material at: http://pitchforkandtorch.blogspot.com/
Re-printed with permission:
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Dear Congressman,
I need to ask you a favor. I hate to bug you, because boy, are you guys busy back there in Washington! I mean, wow! You don't even have time to read your bills. Not even the ones you wrote yourselves. First there were all those bailouts, then there was stimulus, then that whopper of a cap and trade bill, and now you're getting ready to hit us with socialized medicine. I know, I know, you don't like to call it that. It's 'health care reform' or a 'single payer option' or a 'public plan'. Yada, yada, yada. It's socialized medicine. And you want me to have it, even if I actually like the health care plan I already have, like 70% of the population does. But never mind what we want. Just go ahead and push your agenda on us, under the whip cracking of Pelosi. Have you ever noticed how she has that self-satisfied smirk when she's in front of the cameras? And what's with those kindergarten wooden bead necklaces?
But I digress. I really need your help. You see, I like to plan for the future. And the future means possible unemployment because of all the stimulating you folks are doing to the economy, or if not unemployment, at least high taxes to pay for all that stimulating and all that 'free' health care. And because my electric bill will "necessarily skyrocket" I won't be able to afford heat or air conditioning, or TV, or lights. I'll be sitting around in the dark shivering or sweating, not listening to Rush because I'm sure you'll pass the fairness doctrine at some point.
There I go again, digressing. Okay, so I've heard that in countries with socialized medicine there are waiting lists for some minor frivolous health care procedures, like cancer treatments or necessary surgeries. And I'm kind of worried about it. So could you be a pal and ask that future Health Care Rationing Czar to put me on the waiting list to get on the waiting list? Just in case I actually get sick in the future. I like to plan ahead. And while you're at it, can you please put me on the waiting list for psychiatric treatment as well? I feel a nervous breakdown coming on, what with watching you destroy my country and all.
Sincerely,
Your Humble Constituent
P.S. You might want to put yourself on that list as well, because of course you'll be under the same health care plan as us peons, right?