Friday, April 10, 2009

The Magical Mystery Apology Tour


His Lord Highness B. Hussein and his entourage of 500 useless idiots have finished their first Magical Mystery Apology Tour of Europe. He slobbered all over the EU in search of adulation and new worshipers. He found neither. For all the hype, pomp, fawning press and a gift-basketful of mea culpas, what did this multi-million dollar romp around the Continent win us? Well, to start with . . . nothing!

In general, there is nothing wrong with gift-giving in international relations. But it would be nice to see some reciprocity. And a gift-giving mood he was in! Throughout Europe, this temporary occupant of the White House pretty much gave the farm away. With varying degrees of directness or obliqueness, B. Hussein indicted his own people (that would be us) for arrogance, for dismissiveness and derisiveness, for genocide, for torture, for Hiroshima, for Guantanamo and of insufficient respect for the Muslim world.

And what did he get for this obsessive denigration of his own (that would be our) country? He wanted more NATO combat troops in Afghanistan to match the surge of 17,000 Americans. He was rudely rebuffed.

He wanted more stimulus spending from Europe. He got nothing.

From Russia, he got no help on Iran. From China, he got the blocking of any action on North Korea.

And what did he get for Gitmo? France, population 64 million, will take ONE prisoner. One! The Austrians said they would take none. As Interior Minister Maria Fekter explaned with impeccable Germanic logic, if they're (detainees) not dangerous, why not just keep them in America? When Austria is mocking you, you're having a bad week!

Obama has admitted that he does not speak a foreign language, but he certainly learned the word "no" in most European languages plus Russian and Chinese. How is that for the immersion method of learning?

Oh, and by the way; do not believe your lying eyes! B. Hussein did not bow to the King of Suadi Arabia despite the images that the worlds news cameras recorded. The White House corps of idiots issued a statement denying what we all could clearly see. Instead, they contend, Obama was looming over the King projecting an air of authority and power. Good grief! This bunch of amateurs can't even lie convincingly. I guess the White House Protocol Officer could not make the trip; must have been tied up in an IRS audit or some such.

It is strange and sad for a world leader to celebrate his own country's decline. A few more such overseas tours, and Obama and Co. will have a lot more decline to celebrate.

This man is not only inexperienced and naive, he is a clear and present danger to the United States. I hope our country can survive until 2012; or maybe Obama is what the Mayans had in mind 5000 years ago.